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The Top 10 Quotes From a James Bond Movie Starring Donald Trump | "No, 007! My name is Blofeld, NOT Billfold, you dolt!" "That's your big plan? To destroy the world? Have you SEEN my foreign policy?" "No, Mr. Trump. I expect you to diet." "And to the Spectre henchmen, let me just say 'Stand back and stand by'..." "Grab Galore right in the... I shouldn't say. I get in trouble." "That's the eighth cognitive test this week, Miss Manypunny. None of the other double-ohs have had any cognitive tests, let alone eight in one week. But I do them so great, Miss Punnymany, they keep having me do more." "Oh christ. He's stuck in the Aston Martin again." "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger? Because I'll talk. I'm an excellent talker. Some people say I'm the best talker ever. I don't say it, but a lot of people do. I have the best words, unlike 0046 -- 'Sleepy 0046,' I call him. GOLDfinger... I gotta say I like your name. I'm doing a beautiful ballroom with lots of gold. They said, 'Sir, you need a ballroom...'" "Oh, for fuck's sake, just shut up and kill me now." "Heinz ketchup. Squirted, not poured." "We have the best vodka martinis now. Shaken *and* stirred. People said it couldn't be done."

The Top 10 Quotes From a James Bond Movie Starring Donald Trump | Selected from 53 submissions sent in by 20 contributors. Writer credits: "No, 007! My name is Blofeld, NOT Billfold, you dolt!" (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) "That's your big plan? To destroy the world? Have you SEEN my foreign policy?" (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "No, Mr. Trump. I expect you to diet." (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA) "And to the Spectre henchmen, let me just say 'Stand back and stand by'..." (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) "Grab Galore right in the... I shouldn't say. I get in trouble." (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY) "That's the eighth cognitive test this week, Miss Manypunny. None of the other double-ohs have had any cognitive tests, let alone eight in one week. But I do them so great, Miss Punnymany, they keep having me do more." (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) "Oh christ. He's stuck in the Aston Martin again." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger? Because I'll talk. I'm an excellent talker. Some people say I'm the best talker ever. I don't say it, but a lot of people do. I have the best words, unlike 0046 -- 'Sleepy 0046,' I call him. GOLDfinger... I gotta say I like your name. I'm doing a beautiful ballroom with lots of gold. They said, 'Sir, you need a ballroom...'" "Oh, for fuck's sake, just shut up and kill me now." (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL | Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "Heinz ketchup. Squirted, not poured." (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL | Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "We have the best vodka martinis now. Shaken *and* stirred. People said it couldn't be done." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)

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Quotes From a James Bond Movie Starring Donald Trump

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May 27, 2026

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