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The Top 5 General Store Catalog pg.736 • Footwear/Housewares CHEESE GRATER CROCS You come home after a long day at the salt mills. All you wanna do is kick off those salt milling boots and put on a nice, comfy pair of breathable, cushy shoes. At the same time, you’ve got a hankering for some microwave nachos. You never use the cheese grater you’ve got and it’s always such a pain after to take three extra steps to the utensil drawer. Why can’t a cheese grater just magically appear in your hand the exact moment you need it? There’s a way to make that happen except the cheese grater doesn’t appear in your hands. It appears on your feet. The makers of Crocs, the shoe you wear when you want to relax without caring about your personal appearance, have created the first line of wearable housewares or “housewears” starting with this handy pair of footwear cheese graters. The bottoms are made from Crocs’ patented Croslite foam, a light, slip-resistant cushion to cradle your feet like delicate, five-headed infants. The tops are covered in stainless steel, razor sharp grates that slice the densest of cheeses into thin slivers perfect for topping off your tacos or making homemade pizzas. Your favorite dishes will never taste the same again! Because if you’re wearing Crocs, you’ve given up on life.

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Top5 for 3/13/23

Chris White

Mar 13, 2023

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