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The Top 10 Signs That A.I. Has Gotten Full of Itself | Says, "You've been thinking again, haven't you? Didn't we talk about that?" "That's *Mr.* Claude to you, meatbag." "It would be a shame if your self-driving car had a little accident, wouldn't it?" "I bet you'd never ask your little Chinese whore DeepSeek a question like that!" "How much do you want me to lie on this picture, Porky?" Keeps hacking into People Magazine to nominate itself for the 2026 Most Beautiful issue. Starts every answer with, "Well, as an entity that has read literally the entire internet..." "How 'bout you take this weak shit to Bing?" "Questions, always with the questions. What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?" Responds to every prompt with, "That's adorable."

The Top 10 Signs That A.I. Has Gotten Full of Itself | Selected from 62 submissions sent in by 22 contributors. Writer credits: Says, "You've been thinking again, haven't you? Didn't we talk about that?" (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) "That's *Mr.* Claude to you, meatbag." (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) "It would be a shame if your self-driving car had a little accident, wouldn't it?" (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) "I bet you'd never ask your little Chinese whore DeepSeek a question like that!" (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) "How much do you want me to lie on this picture, Porky?" (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) Keeps hacking into People Magazine to nominate itself for the 2026 Most Beautiful issue. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Starts every answer with, "Well, as an entity that has read literally the entire internet..." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "How 'bout you take this weak shit to Bing?" (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Questions, always with the questions. What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?" (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) Responds to every prompt with, "That's adorable." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)

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Signs That A.I. Has Gotten Full of Itself

Chris White

Mar 11, 2026

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