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Things You Never Want to Hear in a Restaurant | "Would you mind scooting over a table? A middle school class will be here any second." "Food allergy, schmood allergy. I ain't changing my recipes for nobody." "Are you a Health Inspector? If you're a Health Inspector, you gotta tell me: it's the law." Billy Crystal showing Meg Ryan he can fake one, too. "Tell Chef I found the Band-Aid, but we're still looking for the fingernail." "That coughing in the kitchen? Just our staff building up their herd immunity." "Would you like flies with that?" "Yes, that's dirt on the potato. We said farm-to-table, sport." "We'd prefer you tip upfront. It gives us a chance to personalize your food, if need be."

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Things You Never Want to Hear in a Restaurant | Selected from 74 submissions sent in by 27 contributors. "Would you mind scooting over a table? A middle school class will be here any second." (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) "Food allergy, schmood allergy. I ain't changing my recipes for nobody." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "Are you a Health Inspector? If you're a Health Inspector, you gotta tell me: it's the law." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Billy Crystal showing Meg Ryan he can fake one, too. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Tell Chef I found the Band-Aid, but we're still looking for the fingernail." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) (Gretchen Kinka, Brookfield, IL) (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) "That coughing in the kitchen? Just our staff building up their herd immunity." (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX) "Would you like flies with that?" (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) "Yes, that's dirt on the potato. We said farm-to-table, sport." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "We'd prefer you tip upfront. It gives us a chance to personalize your food, if need be." (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)

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