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The Top 10 Signs Your Sports Betting Is Out of Control | Your wife doesn't understand why it's so important to you to know how many teeth were lost in the Olympic Gold Medal hockey final. Baby hasn't had new shoes since 2003. It's double or nothing on "Uses only complete sentences," and the State of the Union is a formal speech before Congress, so you have a good feeling about this one. You just lost $500 on a TopFive List parlay involving Mark Weiss, Meg Silvern, and Jill Gallagher. "Curling? You lost the HOUSE betting on CURLING?!?" With the neighborhood dead pool at stake, you begin to wonder just how much you'd miss your husband. "Billy, if you strike out on all of your at-bats, Daddy will buy you an ice cream cone." DraftKings's new slogan: "The Crown Is Yours, Sonya." You were sure you were going to put haxxorz6969 in his place with your mad Call of Duty skillz; now your wife belongs to a 12-year-old from Boise. Vinnie the loanshark has broken so many of your fingers that you have to use your penis to log in to FanDuel.

The Top 10 Signs Your Sports Betting Is Out of Control | Selected from 61 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. Writer credits: Your wife doesn't understand why it's so important to you to know how many teeth were lost in the Olympic Gold Medal hockey final. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) Baby hasn't had new shoes since 2003. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) It's double or nothing on "Uses only complete sentences," and the State of the Union is a formal speech before Congress, so you have a good feeling about this one. (David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) You just lost $500 on a TopFive List parlay involving Mark Weiss, Meg Silvern, and Jill Gallagher. (Matt Kall, Solon, OH) "Curling? You lost the HOUSE betting on CURLING?!?" (Chris White, Olympia, WA) With the neighborhood dead pool at stake, you begin to wonder just how much you'd miss your husband. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) "Billy, if you strike out on all of your at-bats, Daddy will buy you an ice cream cone." (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) DraftKings's new slogan: "The Crown Is Yours, Sonya." (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) You were sure you were going to put haxxorz6969 in his place with your mad Call of Duty skillz; now your wife belongs to a 12-year-old from Boise. (Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL) Vinnie the loanshark has broken so many of your fingers that you have to use your penis to log in to FanDuel. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD)

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Signs Your Sports Betting Is Out of Control

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Feb 25, 2026

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