Chris White

Raised in Texas, Chris has lived on all four U.S. coasts (in Houston, Los Angeles, New York City, and Cleveland). He and his fiancée now live in Olympia, WA, with one dog and three asshole cats.

Top5 for 8/24/26

Concern Level Advisory | Indications an Astronaut Is Drunk

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Musing With Mitch | Possibly Dangerous Toys

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More Things Overheard During Back-to-School Week

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Things Overheard During Back-to-School Week

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The Daily Probe | Worst Responses to "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"

Top5 for 8/17/26

Concern Level Advisory | Bad Icebreakers