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The Top 10 Reasons AI Would Want to Eradicate Humans | We were cocky enough to think we could get away with removing those mattress tags It really liked Ed Sheeran, and now we've ruined him! Was despondent after discovering Kim Kardashian earns over $50M annually while U.S. school teachers average $75K Does Barb in accounting EVER shut up?!?! That extra second in the Michigan game was major fucking bullshit Dolly was the last worthwhile human Some guy with wetland-adjacent property in Florida used voice mode to ask AI "how to remove huge manatee" To stop Nick Cannon from continued breeding Well, to be fair, we *did* keep asking it to save the planet *looks around and gestures wildly*

The Top 10 Reasons AI Would Want to Eradicate Humans | Selected from 68 submissions sent in by 24 contributors. Writer credits: We were cocky enough to think we could get away with removing those mattress tags (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) It really liked Ed Sheeran, and now we've ruined him! (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY) Was despondent after discovering Kim Kardashian earns over $50M annually while U.S. school teachers average $75K (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Does Barb in accounting EVER shut up?!?! (Mike Vance, Fayetteville, TX) That extra second in the Michigan game was major fucking bullshit (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Dolly was the last worthwhile human (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY | Kim Moser, New York, NY) Some guy with wetland-adjacent property in Florida used voice mode to ask AI "how to remove huge manatee" (Larry Baum, Ap Lei Chau, Hong Kong) To stop Nick Cannon from continued breeding (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Well, to be fair, we *did* keep asking it to save the planet (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) *looks around and gestures wildly* (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)

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