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The Top 11 Things Trump Wants to Rename | The French Quarter: The Drunk American Quarter Truth or Consequences, New Mexico: No Truth/No Consequences, New America The White House: The White Guy Club House Golden Gate Bridge: Golden Trump Bridge, Which Used to Be Kind of Reddish Until I Fixed It Wounded Knee: Perfectly Fine Knee The National Archives: The National Allegedlies and Mostly Lies Ellis Island: Return to Sender Island Edmund Pettus Bridge: Good People on Both Sides Bridge Florida’s Turnpike: The Jeffrey Epstein Acted Alone Florida Turnpike Queens, NY: Straight Manly Dudes, NY Yosemite National Park: Yo, Semite! National Park

The Top 11 Things Trump Wants to Rename | Selected from 77 submissions sent in by 27 contributors. Writer credits: The French Quarter: The Drunk American Quarter (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Truth or Consequences, New Mexico: No Truth/No Consequences, New America (Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA) The White House: The White Guy Club House (Kim Moser, New York, NY | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) Golden Gate Bridge: Golden Trump Bridge, Which Used to Be Kind of Reddish Until I Fixed It (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Wounded Knee: Perfectly Fine Knee (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) The National Archives: The National Allegedlies and Mostly Lies (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) Ellis Island: Return to Sender Island (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Edmund Pettus Bridge: Good People on Both Sides Bridge (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Florida’s Turnpike: The Jeffrey Epstein Acted Alone Florida Turnpike (Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY) Queens, NY: Straight Manly Dudes, NY (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) Yosemite National Park: Yo, Semite! National Park (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)

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Things Trump Wants to Rename

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Sep 9, 2026

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