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The Top 10 Things Overheard at Parent-Teacher Conferences in 2025 | "As per the new Arkansas Board of Education guidelines, armed guards will begin searching children every morning to prevent any incoming books." "I know Arthur isn't doing great, but I've never heard of a school for the Underperforming Arts." "Oliver keeps claiming that Algebra is liberal disinformation." "Noah says he won't serve detention as he is expecting a full Presidential pardon." "No, for the Classroom Needs list, alcohol wipes can't be replaced by vodka." "That's correct: Your sons's Journalism homework for the rest of the year is to avoid the mainstream fake news media at all costs." "Mr. Jones, I don't think high-fiving Tommy for looking up girls' skirts on the playground is the appropriate response." "Naughty bits aside, I think my son made an excellent self portrait." "Mrs. Jenkins, that is called 'educating.' The only 'woke agenda' I pursue occurs at the drive through at Starbucks at 6:38 every morning." "Well, in our house, the Ten Commandments start with 'Snitches get stitches.'"

Writer credits for the Top 10 Things Overheard at Parent-Teacher Conferences in 2025 | Selected from 51 submissions sent in by 18 contributors. "As per the new Arkansas Board of Education guidelines, armed guards will begin searching children every morning to prevent any incoming books." (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) "I know Arthur isn't doing great, but I've never heard of a school for the Underperforming Arts." (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) "Oliver keeps claiming that Algebra is liberal disinformation." (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) "Noah says he won't serve detention as he is expecting a full Presidential pardon." (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) "No, for the Classroom Needs list, alcohol wipes can't be replaced by vodka." (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) "That's correct: Your sons's Journalism homework for the rest of the year is to avoid the mainstream fake news media at all costs." (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "Mr. Jones, I don't think high-fiving Tommy for looking up girls' skirts on the playground is the appropriate response." (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) "Naughty bits aside, I think my son made an excellent self portrait." (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA) "Mrs. Jenkins, that is called 'educating.' The only 'woke agenda' I pursue occurs at the drive through at Starbucks at 6:38 every morning." (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) "Well, in our house, the Ten Commandments start with 'Snitches get stitches.'" (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA)

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