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NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Today's list is a Top5 classic from June 18, 2003.

A version of today's list was first published on June 18, 2003. The Top 20 Driving Haikus | Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink. Someday, you'll turn left. (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY) Car slides over bridge! Glad my underwear is clean. Oops! I spoke too soon. (Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA) Use the crosswalk, fool! I might not react in time! Well, those are the brakes. (Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA) Ponytailed boomer Doing thirty while singing "Life in the Fast Lane." (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ) Something just happened Between me and the leather. Please crack a window. (Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX) Lumbering monster, Imports scatter before me. Fear my Escalade! (Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT) Get off that cell phone! Safety dictates only *one* Driver's side air bag. (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH) Wheels are like mountains On your giant monster truck. Your penis? Still small. (Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX) Cut *me* off, you scum? Watch me pass you on the right! ... Morning, officer. (Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA) My toll-booth hottie Can't hear my smooth pickup lines Over the car horns. (Art Kinderbuch, Alexandria, VA)

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