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The Top 10 Proposed Amendments to the Constitution | In any election, each felony conviction a candidate has loses 10% of their received votes Death penalty for driving slow in left lane Legislators must pass a Schoolhouse Rock quiz before any vote, yea or nay is accepted on a bill Eliminate all articles in the Constitution, like a, an, the... Every TikTok Challenge participant will automatically receive a Darwin Award nomination An impartial jury of one's peers will determine if he who smelt it actually dealt it All filibusters must be conducted while on a unicycle All members of Congress shall spend an hour each week meeting cudgel-bearing citizens The right to a jury made up entirely of Hooters waitresses Expand the 2nd Amendment to include nukes, ya pussies!

The Top 10 Proposed Amendments to the Constitution | Selected from 61 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. In any election, each felony conviction a candidate has loses 10% of their received votes (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) Death penalty for driving slow in left lane (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Legislators must pass a Schoolhouse Rock quiz before any vote, yea or nay is accepted on a bill (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) Eliminate all articles in the Constitution, like a, an, the... (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC) Every TikTok Challenge participant will automatically receive a Darwin Award nomination (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) An impartial jury of one's peers will determine if he who smelt it actually dealt it (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL | Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) All filibusters must be conducted while on a unicycle (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) All members of Congress shall spend an hour each week meeting cudgel-bearing citizens (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) The right to a jury made up entirely of Hooters waitresses (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Expand the 2nd Amendment to include nukes, ya pussies! (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

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Aug 20, 2025

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