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More Things You Don't Want to Hear at Summer Camp | "...and I'm proud to say that this year we are 72% Voorhees free!" "Now each of you will pack your bunkmate's parachute." "Those of you assigned to cabins in the flood zone can store your things in lockers in a cabin higher up the hill." "Has anyone seen my emotional support python?" "Okay, each one of you can now pick an alligator to wrestle." "Don't worry, the ghost only gets handsy with the campers in Building C." "Slow down, Damp-O; that towel's for everyone." "Oh, that headache's no problem. Nurse, get me some leeches from the lake." "I'm sorry, your dad won't be picking you up now that he's moved to Italy." "Nobody uses the bathroom until we've finished braiding 10,000 lanyards for that guy from Temu."

More Things You Don't Want to Hear at Summer Camp | Selected from 70 submissions sent in by 25 contributors. "...and I'm proud to say that this year we are 72% Voorhees free!" (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "Now each of you will pack your bunkmate's parachute." (Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) "Those of you assigned to cabins in the flood zone can store your things in lockers in a cabin higher up the hill." (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) "Has anyone seen my emotional support python?" (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) "Okay, each one of you can now pick an alligator to wrestle." (Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL) "Don't worry, the ghost only gets handsy with the campers in Building C." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "Slow down, Damp-O; that towel's for everyone." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Oh, that headache's no problem. Nurse, get me some leeches from the lake." (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) "I'm sorry, your dad won't be picking you up now that he's moved to Italy." (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) "Nobody uses the bathroom until we've finished braiding 10,000 lanyards for that guy from Temu." (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

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