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The Top 10 Problems on a Disney Cruise | That guilty feeling when you walk around Ariel's protest sign en route to the seafood buffet. Your cabin toilet apparently doesn't accept your bowels' Lightning Lane pass. The "It's a Small World"-themed cabin requires hot-bunking with the Johnsons from Toledo. Pooh on the Lido deck. Surprise morning ICE raids result in the disappearance of the entire casts of Encanto and Coco. Dwarfs aways trying to pass themselves off as kids when it's time to get in the lifeboats. The only way you're finding Nemo is with a side of fries. You lose your appetite the second you realize the buffet's melting ice sculpture is Walt's frozen head. Every plate of spaghetti ends with you kissing a dog. If you're out in public with a Buzz and a Woody, you get kicked off the ship.

The Top 10 Problems on a Disney Cruise | Selected from 74 submissions sent in by 26 contributors. That guilty feeling when you walk around Ariel's protest sign en route to the seafood buffet. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Your cabin toilet apparently doesn't accept your bowels' Lightning Lane pass. (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) The "It's a Small World"-themed cabin requires hot-bunking with the Johnsons from Toledo. (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) Pooh on the Lido deck. (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Surprise morning ICE raids result in the disappearance of the entire casts of Encanto and Coco. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) Dwarfs aways trying to pass themselves off as kids when it's time to get in the lifeboats. (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) The only way you're finding Nemo is with a side of fries. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) You lose your appetite the second you realize the buffet's melting ice sculpture is Walt's frozen head. (Peter Bauer, Delft, The Netherlands | Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) Every plate of spaghetti ends with you kissing a dog. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) If you're out in public with a Buzz and a Woody, you get kicked off the ship. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

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