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The Top 10 Things Joe Biden Is Going to Do Instead of Running for President | Stop by the local Rexall Drugstore and have a sarsaparilla float. Change his name to Brandon and run as a Republican in 2028. Take a bunch of his drinking buddies out to buzz Donald Trump's house with Air Force One. Sic Commander on Matt Gaetz. Organize a Jan. 6, 2025, rally on the National Mall. Sit back with a huge bucket of popcorn and do nothing but watch the news from now until November while laughing his ass off. Take that new Presidential immunity for a test-drive. Use his bitching 67' Vette to sneak migrants in across the border. Throw his considerable political support behind Whatshername. Find Cornpop and settle things for once and for all.

The Top 10 Things Joe Biden Is Going to Do Instead of Running for President | Selected from 86 submissions sent in by 29 contributors. Stop by the local Rexall Drugstore and have a sarsaparilla float. (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Change his name to Brandon and run as a Republican in 2028. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) Take a bunch of his drinking buddies out to buzz Donald Trump's house with Air Force One. (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA) Sic Commander on Matt Gaetz. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) Organize a Jan. 6, 2025, rally on the National Mall. (Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) Sit back with a huge bucket of popcorn and do nothing but watch the news from now until November while laughing his ass off. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) Take that new Presidential immunity for a test-drive. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Use his bitching 67' Vette to sneak migrants in across the border. (Danny Gallgher, Dallas, TX) Throw his considerable political support behind Whatshername. (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA) Find Cornpop and settle things for once and for all. (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)

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