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NEWS: In case you've been living under a rock: A tech company's married CEO was caught by Coldplay's kiss cam whilst on a date with the company's head of HR. D'OH! The Top 10 Signs Your Boss May Be Banging an Employee | Your assigned Q3 goal: "Increase sales by 10%" Your co-worker's assigned Q3 goal: "Keep It Tight" New reserved parking space for "Employee of the Night." Recently the office Muzak plays only Barry White and Marvin Gaye. Only ONE employee's performance review included an eggplant emoji. One harmless joke about how your co-worker seems to be getting cozy with the CEO, and you're suddenly in charge of cleaning the toilets. "Oh, did I say that? I meant all hands on *deck*." No one else in the entire organization gets spanked on Casual Fridays. Her year-end bonus included a Ferrari and a nearby condo. 14 straight Employee-of-the-Month awards, and there's jizz in her hair in each photo. Brandi, the cute college girl in the mail room, received a pay raise from 10 bucks an hour to $83,000 for the month of July.

The Top 10 Signs Your Boss May Be Banging an Employee | Selected from 56 submissions sent in by 20 contributors. Writer credits: Your assigned Q3 goal: "Increase sales by 10%" Your co-worker's assigned Q3 goal: "Keep It Tight" (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) New reserved parking space for "Employee of the Night." (J.J. Gertler, Scientists’ Cliffs, MD) Recently the office Muzak plays only Barry White and Marvin Gaye. (Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) Only ONE employee's performance review included an eggplant emoji. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) One harmless joke about how your co-worker seems to be getting cozy with the CEO, and you're suddenly in charge of cleaning the toilets. (Peter Bauer, Delft, The Netherlands) "Oh, did I say that? I meant all hands on *deck*." (Kim Moser, New York, NY) No one else in the entire organization gets spanked on Casual Fridays. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Her year-end bonus included a Ferrari and a nearby condo. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA | Peter Bauer, Delft, The Netherlands) 14 straight Employee-of-the-Month awards, and there's jizz in her hair in each photo. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Brandi, the cute college girl in the mail room, received a pay raise from 10 bucks an hour to $83,000 for the month of July. (Rex Meredith, Missouri City, TX)

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