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Today's list is a Top5 Classic from way back on December 11, 1997.

Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife | 12. "Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds." 11. "I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever!" 10. "Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The Super Bowl is Sunday." 9. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that’s gotta hurt." 8. "I’m jealous! Why can’t men experience the joy of childbirth?" 7. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 6. "Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!" 5. "Geez, you’re awfully puffy looking today." 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water." And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife… 1. "You don’t have the guts to pull the trigger, Lardass."

Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife | Selected from 143 submissions from 52 contributors. Credits: R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 1 Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 2 David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 3 Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 4 Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 5 Martell Stroup, Reno, NV — 6 Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada — 7 Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 8 Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 9 Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 10 Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY — 11 William Gray, San Jose, CA — 12 Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — Topic

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