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The Top 10 Disney Pick-Up Lines | Snow White: "My prince can come today if he plays his cards right." The Tramp: "Wanna try it people-style?" Mirror Mirror: "Damn, girl! How about we play role reversal, cuz I'm finna look at you all night!" Ursula: "You don't need to give me your voice, just your phone number." Woody: (winks and points to his nametag) Kaa: "Look in my eyes. You are getting verrrry horrrny..." Gaston: "One night with me and they'll call you Screaming Beauty." Mary Poppins: "I also go down in the most delightful way." Snow White: "I promise I'm not dead. I just need a little kiss to get me going." Donald Duck: "I want you in my pants... which is obviously an issue."

The Top 10 Disney Pick-Up Lines | Selected from 56 submissions sent in by 20 contributors. Writer credits: Snow White: "My prince can come today if he plays his cards right." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) The Tramp: "Wanna try it people-style?" (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Mirror Mirror: "Damn, girl! How about we play role reversal, cuz I'm finna look at you all night!" (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Ursula: "You don't need to give me your voice, just your phone number." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Woody: (winks and points to his nametag) (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) Kaa: "Look in my eyes. You are getting verrrry horrrny..." (Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA) Gaston: "One night with me and they'll call you Screaming Beauty." (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Mary Poppins: "I also go down in the most delightful way." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Snow White: "I promise I'm not dead. I just need a little kiss to get me going." (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) Donald Duck: "I want you in my pants... which is obviously an issue." (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA)

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Jul 1, 2026

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