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The Top 10 Disney Pick-Up Lines  |  Snow White: "My prince can come today if he plays his cards right."  The Tramp: "Wanna try it people-style?"  Mirror Mirror: "Damn, girl! How about we play role reversal, cuz I'm finna look at you all night!"  Ursula: "You don't need to give me your voice, just your phone number."  Woody: (winks and points to his nametag)  Kaa: "Look in my eyes. You are getting verrrry horrrny..."  Gaston: "One night with me and they'll call you Screaming Beauty."  Mary Poppins: "I also go down in the most delightful way."  Snow White: "I promise I'm not dead. I just need a little kiss to get me going."  Donald Duck: "I want you in my pants... which is obviously an issue."

The Top 10 Disney Pick-Up Lines   |   Selected from 56 submissions sent in by 20 contributors. Writer credits:  Snow White: "My prince can come today if he plays his cards right." 	(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)  The Tramp: "Wanna try it people-style?" 	(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)  Mirror Mirror: "Damn, girl! How about we play role reversal, cuz I'm finna look at you all night!" 	(Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL)  Ursula: "You don't need to give me your voice, just your phone number." 	(Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)  Woody: (winks and points to his nametag) 	(Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA)  Kaa: "Look in my eyes. You are getting verrrry horrrny..." 	(Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA)  Gaston: "One night with me and they'll call you Screaming Beauty." 	(Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ)  Mary Poppins: "I also go down in the most delightful way." 	(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)  Snow White: "I promise I'm not dead. I just need a little kiss to get me going." 	(LD Petterson, College Park, MD)  Donald Duck: "I want you in my pants... which is obviously an issue." 	(David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA)

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Disney Pick-Up Lines

Chris White

Chris White

Jul 1, 2026
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