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NEWS: Chuck E. Cheese has a spin-off aimed at adults, called "Chuck's Arcade." The Top 10 Things Overheard at an Adult Chuck E. Cheese | "I'm shitfaced and this pizza still sucks." "We have a special today on our burger, made from the finest ground Chuck." "It's been 25 years since I have been here, and I peed my pants this time too!" "Chuck E. Cheese was a cool mascot, but Jackie Daniels is way more fun." "And here is your large pizza with extra cheese and Lipitor, sir." "Does hanging out here give you pedo vibes? Asking for a friend." "Hello. I'm Dave. To my right is Buster. Behind us is a phalanx of intellectual property lawyers." "They should've named this place 'Upchuck E. Cheese.'" "Pretty sweet that all the 'Whack-A-Mole' targets look like Trump." "One more round of Skee-Ball and I'll have enough tickets for the dildo."

The Top 10 Things Overheard at an Adult Chuck E. Cheese | Selected from 63 submissions sent in by 26 contributors. Writer credits: "I'm shitfaced and this pizza still sucks." (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "We have a special today on our burger, made from the finest ground Chuck." (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) "It's been 25 years since I have been here, and I peed my pants this time too!" (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "Chuck E. Cheese was a cool mascot, but Jackie Daniels is way more fun." (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) "And here is your large pizza with extra cheese and Lipitor, sir." (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) "Does hanging out here give you pedo vibes? Asking for a friend." (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "Hello. I'm Dave. To my right is Buster. Behind us is a phalanx of intellectual property lawyers." (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) "They should've named this place 'Upchuck E. Cheese.'" (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL | Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC) "Pretty sweet that all the 'Whack-A-Mole' targets look like Trump." (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "One more round of Skee-Ball and I'll have enough tickets for the dildo." (Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT)

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Jul 16, 2025

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