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The Top 10 Useless Phrases | "the most delicious Olive Garden meal ever" "the fax machine of the future" "can't get pregnant the first time" "THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" "Oklahoma City's cosmopolitan nightlife" "with a subtlety only Kanye could have shown" "maybe he'll change after the wedding" "an important part of Mickey Rourke's skincare routine" "all the quality you've come to expect from Boeing" "as soon as Trump owns up to it"

The Top 10 Useless Phrases | Selected from 83 submissions sent in by 29 contributors. Writer credits: "the most delicious Olive Garden meal ever" (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) "the fax machine of the future" (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "can't get pregnant the first time" (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) "THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) "Oklahoma City's cosmopolitan nightlife" (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) "with a subtlety only Kanye could have shown" (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) "maybe he'll change after the wedding" (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) "an important part of Mickey Rourke's skincare routine" (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) "all the quality you've come to expect from Boeing" (Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA) "as soon as Trump owns up to it" (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL)

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Jun 3, 2026

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