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The Top 10 Things We Hope to Hear in the Presidential Debate | "Let's get ready to RAMBLE!!" "I propose Medicare provide free walkers to all my homies. Can I get an 'amen' in here?" "I'll take fudging employment figures for $1,000, Alex." "And after the commercial break, DANCE OFF!" "And YOU get a new candidate! And YOU get a new candidate!" "My answer to that question is brought to you by Trump Sneakers. Look at them. Big and gold, with a big T. Like Mister T. Remember him. The great Mister T. He likes gold. Big guy. He wears a lot of gold. I gave him a gold chain once. He said 'Sir, sir,' with tears in his eyes he said 'Sir.' He said, 'This gold chain is beautiful.' It's a beautiful thing, gold. A beautiful thing. And Mister Ed. Remember him? How'd they get that horse to talk? Nobody knows." "We're ready to begin: nurses, please leave the stage." "It is now halftime. Both candidates are allowed a 10-minute nap." EMTs announcing, "It was just his time." Twice. "Sir, that's a podium, not a urinal."

The Top 10 Things We Hope to Hear in the Presidential Debate | Selected from 84 submissions from 29 contributors. "Let's get ready to RAMBLE!!" (Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT) "I propose Medicare provide free walkers to all my homies. Can I get an 'amen' in here?" (David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO) "I'll take fudging employment figures for $1,000, Alex." (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) (Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) "And after the commercial break, DANCE OFF!" (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) "And YOU get a new candidate! And YOU get a new candidate!" (John C. Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI) "My answer to that question is brought to you by Trump Sneakers. Look at them. Big and gold, with a big T. Like Mister T. Remember him. The great Mister T. He likes gold. Big guy. He wears a lot of gold. I gave him a gold chain once. He said 'Sir, sir,' with tears in his eyes he said 'Sir.' He said, 'This gold chain is beautiful.' It's a beautiful thing, gold. A beautiful thing. And Mister Ed. Remember him? How'd they get that horse to talk? Nobody knows." (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) "We're ready to begin: nurses, please leave the stage." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "It is now halftime. Both candidates are allowed a 10-minute nap." (Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT) (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) EMTs announcing, "It was just his time." Twice. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Sir, that's a podium, not a urinal." (Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT)

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Jun 26, 2024

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