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The Top 10 Stories From Jesus's Boyhood | Thrown out of junior high dance for turning punchbowl Kool-Aid into Boonesfarm The floor was filthy. Jesus swept. Always gave the same advice: "Don't talk to the snake. He's a dick." Turned five loaves and two fishes into 100 pizzas and thousands of goldfish crackers In second grade, cured all the girls in His class of cooties Got the idea to become a carpenter at age 13 when he desperately needed a lock on his bedroom door "Jesus H. Christ! You get in here right this minute or I'll give You something to weep about!" At tub-time, defiantly stood on bathwater "But I like bacon; I don't care what my invisible dad supposedly said about eating it." The parable of being rubber whilst thou art glue

The Top 10 Stories From Jesus's Boyhood | Selected from 72 submissions sent in by 28 contributors. Writer credits: Thrown out of junior high dance for turning punchbowl Kool-Aid into Boonesfarm (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) The floor was filthy. Jesus swept. (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL) Always gave the same advice: "Don't talk to the snake. He's a dick." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Turned five loaves and two fishes into 100 pizzas and thousands of goldfish crackers (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN) In second grade, cured all the girls in His class of cooties (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Got the idea to become a carpenter at age 13 when he desperately needed a lock on his bedroom door (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ) (Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) "Jesus H. Christ! You get in here right this minute or I'll give You something to weep about!" (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) At tub-time, defiantly stood on bathwater (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) "But I like bacon; I don't care what my invisible dad supposedly said about eating it." (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) The parable of being rubber whilst thou art glue (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)

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