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The Top 8 Signs Messi and Ronaldo Are Getting Too Old for This Shit | Their pregame playlists are just podcasts about lower back pain. "You've just won the World Cup. What's next?" "I'm going to Old Country Buffet!" Have long discussions with referees about best type of mulch. They justify paying a million dollars to play Nigeria because the email said a prince will pay them 10 million after the match! Late for the match again due to trouble setting VCR to record Matlock. They've traded in their cleats for Skechers Arch Fit. Spend all match complaining that the national anthem was too loud. Both insist the real enemy isn't the opponent, it's stairs.

The Top 8 Signs Messi and Ronaldo Are Getting Too Old for This Shit | Selected from 48 submissions sent in by 18 contributors. Their pregame playlists are just podcasts about lower back pain. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "You've just won the World Cup. What's next?" "I'm going to Old Country Buffet!" (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Have long discussions with referees about best type of mulch. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) They justify paying a million dollars to play Nigeria because the email said a prince will pay them 10 million after the match! (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Late for the match again due to trouble setting VCR to record Matlock. (Mike Vance, Fayetteville, TX | Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) They've traded in their cleats for Skechers Arch Fit. (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Spend all match complaining that the national anthem was too loud. (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Both insist the real enemy isn't the opponent, it's stairs. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)

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Signs Messi and Ronaldo Are Getting Too Old for This Shit

Chris White

Jun 10, 2026

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