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Signs Your Co-Worker Is Overdoing Their Microdosing | Counts the dust bunnies under the desk, then gives them names. Appears to be mesmerized by the "screen saver" on the microwave. After the boss despairs about missing quarterly goals yet again, he stands and says, "C’mon guys, we can DO this!" Tries to copy her aura on the Xerox machine. Leaves your leftovers in the break room fridge, eats a toner cartridge. Not only re-boots the server but re-socks and re-pants it as well. Brings in his blood donation in a bucket. The spider veins on Audrey the receptionist are really freaking him out. Tries to make snow angels in the middle of the cafeteria floor. Their emails only make sense when you imagine them read in Gary Busey's voice.

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Signs Your Co-Worker Is Overdoing Their Microdosing | Selected from 57 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. Writers: Counts the dust bunnies under the desk, then gives them names. (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) Appears to be mesmerized by the "screen saver" on the microwave. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) After the boss despairs about missing quarterly goals yet again, he stands and says, "C’mon guys, we can DO this!" (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Tries to copy her aura on the Xerox machine. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Leaves your leftovers in the break room fridge, eats a toner cartridge. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Not only re-boots the server but re-socks and re-pants it as well. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Brings in his blood donation in a bucket. (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) The spider veins on Audrey the receptionist are really freaking him out. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Tries to make snow angels in the middle of the cafeteria floor. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Their emails only make sense when you imagine them read in Gary Busey's voice. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY)

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