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Signs Your Scammer Is a Moron | The ransomware's "Amount to Send" box allows negative numbers. "Don't call the cops, don't call the FBI, and whatever you do, don't call Jimmy John's and ask for Steve because I called in sick today." Only takes personal checks. You can only send 90% of his $100k ransom, so he returns it as incomplete. Threatens to imprison you if you fail to hand over a sliding-scale percentage of your income, then returns a small portion of it. Claims that the supplement pills he's selling can increase your metabolism, build denser muscles, and resolve the crisis in the Middle East. The rent in their ad seems perfectly reasonable. "Hey this is Carrie Fisher coming to you live from the Force. Subscribe to my new OnlyFans and set phasers to FUN!" Says his name is Chris and for $1500 he can *guarantee* you the #1 spot in this week's Top 5 List. "If you ever want to see your ex-wife alive again..."

Signs Your Scammer Is a Moron | Selected from 67 submissions sent in by 26 contributors. The ransomware's "Amount to Send" box allows negative numbers. (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) "Don't call the cops, don't call the FBI, and whatever you do, don't call Jimmy John's and ask for Steve because I called in sick today." (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Only takes personal checks. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) You can only send 90% of his $100k ransom, so he returns it as incomplete. (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ) Threatens to imprison you if you fail to hand over a sliding-scale percentage of your income, then returns a small portion of it. (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia) Claims that the supplement pills he's selling can increase your metabolism, build denser muscles, and resolve the crisis in the Middle East. (Danny Gallgher, Dallas, TX) The rent in their ad seems perfectly reasonable. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Hey this is Carrie Fisher coming to you live from the Force. Subscribe to my new OnlyFans and set phasers to FUN!" (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Says his name is Chris and for $1500 he can *guarantee* you the #1 spot in this week's Top 5 List. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "If you ever want to see your ex-wife alive again..." (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL)

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