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The Top 10 Indications a Supreme Court Justice Is Taking Bribes 10. Her robe has ermine trim and more sponsor logos than a Formula 1 car. 9. “This majority opinion is brought to you by Exxon-Mobil.” 9. Corporate lobbyists are offered bidding paddles as they arrive for oral arguments. 8. Informs litigants before the court that their legal signatures only count if they appear on the bottom of a check. 6. "Roe v. Wade going once... Roe v. Wade going twice..." 5. Is the sole dissenting vote in Humanity v. Monsanto. 4. Only Justice not to recommend Dentine to litigants who chew gum. 3. After never looking up his Sudoku, his only question is "Ferraris don't *have to* be red, right?" 2. Regularly vacations on his yacht, The Greasy Palm. ...and the number 1 Indication a Supreme Court Justice Is Taking Bribes... 1. Takes a private jet from the bench to the men's room.

The Top 10 Indications a Supreme Court Justice Is Taking Bribes Selected from 79 submission by 29 contributors. Today's credits are... 10. Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY 10. Richard Skora, Columbus, OH 10. Chris White, Olympia, WA 9. Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY 8. John C. Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 7. Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA 6. Kim Moser, New York, NY 5. Chris White, Olympia, WA 4. Slick Sharkey, Clayton, GA 3. Bill Muse, Seattle, WA 3. Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA 2. Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH 1. Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA

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May 10, 2023

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