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News: President Trump recently threatened Iran that its "whole civilization will die tonight" if they failed to make a deal.    |   The Top 10 Other Threats Issued by Donald Trump |   Threatens to move the Tomb of the Unknown Shoulder to your front yard.  "And to prove I mean business, I'd like to introduce you to the new Ambassador to Iran... Rudy Giuliani."  "The House of Representatives better fall in line or I'll replace it with the House of Pancakes!"  Threatens to replace the word "election" with "erection" just to get a rise out the erectorate.  Bomb a McDonald's a day until they bring back McRib.  "If Iran does not immediately surrender, I will deploy the Elon Musk DOGE squadron to optimize their government."  "The Artemis crew better show their passports when they return, otherwise it's back to the Moon with 'em all!"  "If you don't win this thing soon, Pete, I'm taking away the Pentagon wet bar."  "A whole civilization will die tonight if Michigan doesn't hand over the NCAA Basketball title to me."  "If you ask, 'Is the war over yet?' one more time, I'm going to turn this country around and go home!"

The Top 10 Other Threats Issued by Donald Trump   |   Selected from 50 submissions sent in by 19 contributors.  Threatens to move the Tomb of the Unknown Shoulder to your front yard. 	(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA) "And to prove I mean business, I'd like to introduce you to the new Ambassador to Iran... Rudy Giuliani." 	(Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "The House of Representatives better fall in line or I'll replace it with the House of Pancakes!" 	(Chris White, Olympia, WA) Threatens to replace the word "election" with "erection" just to get a rise out the erectorate. 	(Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Bomb a McDonald's a day until they bring back McRib. 	(Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ  |  Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "If Iran does not immediately surrender, I will deploy the Elon Musk DOGE squadron to optimize their government." 	(Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) "The Artemis crew better show their passports when they return, otherwise it's back to the Moon with 'em all!" 	(Kim Moser, New York, NY) "If you don't win this thing soon, Pete, I'm taking away the Pentagon wet bar." 	(Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "A whole civilization will die tonight if Michigan doesn't hand over the NCAA Basketball title to me." 	(Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) "If you ask, 'Is the war over yet?' one more time, I'm going to turn this country around and go home!" 	(Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA)

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Other Threats Issued by Donald Trump

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Chris White

Apr 8, 2026
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