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The Top 13 Signs a TV News Anchor Might Get Fired Soon |   13. Ignores the teleprompter and starts the newscast with "Good evening, my bitches," then signs off with a mic drop and “Peace out, f%#kers!"  12. "Our top story tonight: Unemployment is on the rise -- at this very news desk."  11. Just changed her LinkedIn status to "It's complicated."  10. His network commissions Taylor Swift to write a song about him.   9. "We have breaking news about an active shooter down at the courthouse, but first let me tell you about this exciting new product from Amway."   8. After reporting on a building collapse that killed 55 people, he mutters, "They're the lucky ones."   7. She's pregnant, single, and lives in a red state.   6. Brags on-air that he gets more action than Lester Holt and Anderson Cooper combined.   5. After every report from female correspondents, he quips, "Awww, bless your little heart."   4. Legal has asked her to sign a five-year "Non-Breathing" clause.   3. Has graduated from from using air quotes every time he says "President" to miming a jerk-off motion.   2. Wardrobe replaced the Action7 logo on his sports jacket with a poop emoji.   1. "And now here's Dave the pedophile with the weather. Dave, going camping this weekend with your Boy Scout troop?"
The Top 13 Signs a TV News Anchor Might Get Fired Soon Today's list was selected from 103 submissions sent in by 37 contributors.  13. Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA 13. Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL 12. Chuck Salerno, Chelmsford, MA 11. Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA 10. Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA  9. Doug Finney, Houston, TX  8. Danny Gallagher, Dallas, TX  7. Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC  6. Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH  5. Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL  4. Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV  3. Bill Muse, Seattle, WA  3. Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL  2. Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA  1. Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY

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Chris White

Chris White

Apr 26, 2023
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