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The Top 10 Money-Saving Grocery Store Tips | Wear a name badge with "Velveeta" on it and you can host a cheese and cracker dinner party for free in the dairy aisle. Try downsizing your breakfast from a grapefruit to a grape. Secret tip: It's actually a fruit, too. Potato chip bags are half filled and RIPE for easy, no fuss combining. Say you're from DOGE and you need to eliminate 25% of the store's inventory as a service to the American taxpayer. It's easier than you'd think to spend your store time eating your fill of still-frozen burritos. Give meatless Mondays a try. And Tuesdays. And forever. Shop at off hours. Like when they've turned off the store's overhead lights. Ask the deli for a "Kameatkazi" bag of random scraps from the bottom of the meat case for half the price of identifiable cold cuts. For buy-one-get-one-free items, only put the free ones in your cart. Nobody will suspect you're hiding a pack of hot dogs if you use this one weird trick...

The Top 10 Money-Saving Grocery Store Tips | Selected from 59 submissions sent in by 22 contributors. Wear a name badge with "Velveeta" on it and you can host a cheese and cracker dinner party for free in the dairy aisle. (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH | Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Try downsizing your breakfast from a grapefruit to a grape. Secret tip: It's actually a fruit, too. (Larry Baum, Ap Lei Chau, Hong Kong) Potato chip bags are half filled and RIPE for easy, no fuss combining. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Say you're from DOGE and you need to eliminate 25% of the store's inventory as a service to the American taxpayer. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) It's easier than you'd think to spend your store time eating your fill of still-frozen burritos. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Give meatless Mondays a try. And Tuesdays. And forever. (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) Shop at off hours. Like when they've turned off the store's overhead lights. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Ask the deli for a "Kameatkazi" bag of random scraps from the bottom of the meat case for half the price of identifiable cold cuts. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) For buy-one-get-one-free items, only put the free ones in your cart. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Nobody will suspect you're hiding a pack of hot dogs if you use this one weird trick... (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

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