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Musing With Mitch, by Mitchell Kobriger | If they'd taken my suggestion and put Lee Majors on the beer can, they wouldn't be in this pickle. Mark my words: Heated underpants will be the wave of the future. I refuse to watch MMA. No self respecting fighter should kick like a little girl. You know what they don't have a Redneck Hall of Fame? Because they already have Buc-ee's. My favorite tips: felt, tri, and fifteen percent. In that order. Trees are weird. I would not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die -- unless, perhaps, he was wearing a belt and suspenders. No two dogs are like, except my boy Sparky. I'll attend a baseball game when they bring back the San Diego Chicken, and not a minute before. Based upon hair alone, my barber is picking Gavin Newsom to win the next election. Doesn't even matter what he's running for.

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This Is Not Normal, a cartoon by Danny Gallagher | In this single-panel cartoon, Danny stands in the frozen food aisle of the supermarket, staring up at a sign which reads "Aisle 13." Below that on the left the sign says, "Ice cream, frozen desserts, frozen veggies." On the right side, it says, "Frozen foods that are a sign you have no goals."

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Apr 21, 2023

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