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The Top 12 Revelations in the Leaked Pentagon Documents 12. The hasty miltary withdrawal from Afghanistan resulted in a complete loss of our security deposit. 11. Report on Trump's demand to visit Area 51 reveals they just took him to Epcot. 10. "Tesla Tanks" sounded great until Corporal Autopilot kept driving them into bike lanes. 9. Kim Jong Un is actually a very nice guy and a heck of a pickleball player. 8. Merkel and Macron take the Chunnel to London every Sunday to laugh at the British vegetable shortage. 7. A third of Russian "tanks" just Yugos with roman candles. 6. Next month's Pentagon cafeteria menu includes Tuna Noodle Thursdays! 5. The USS Ron DeSantis sank last month before it was even launched. 4. Top secret US plans for a full-scale invasion of Winnipeg. 3. A paperwork mixup resulted in Ukraine taking delivery of a fleet F-150s, which were highly effective in driving enemy forces on beer runs. 2. Hunter Biden is hiding in your bathtub RIGHT NOW. 1. Joint Chiefs of Staff are "pretty confident" we can kick the Salvation Army’s ass.

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The Top 12 Revelations in the Leaked Pentagon Documents Selected from 91 submissions sent in by 31 contributors. 12. Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA 11. Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA 10. John C. Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 9. Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY 8. Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA 7. Bill Muse, Seattle, WA 6. Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL 5. Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL 4. Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH 3. Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA 2. Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY 1. Slick Sharkey, Clayton, GA — The Top 12 Revelations in the Leaked Pentagon Documents

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