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Headstone Epitaphs for O.J. Simpson | Hey, this casket fits like a glove! Also played football. If he doesn't stir, you must inter. Known for: Heisman trophy, Pro Football Hall of Fame, 14 movies, 2 murders, 1 wacky-ass trial You fuckers happy now? Here lies the only player to ever to lose the Heisman trophy to a Jewish guy. If at first you don't succeed, take another stab at it! Please stop pissing on this grave. FOUND HIM! Property of the Brown and Goldman families

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Headstone Epitaphs for O.J. Simpson | Selected from 75 submissions sent in by 27 contributors. Credits: Hey, this casket fits like a glove! (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Also played football. (R.M. Weiner, Cambridge, MA) If he doesn't stir, you must inter. (Slick Sharkey, Clayton, GA) Known for: Heisman trophy, Pro Football Hall of Fame, 14 movies, 2 murders, 1 wacky-ass trial (Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) You fuckers happy now? (Kim Moser, New York, NY) (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) Here lies the only player to ever to lose the Heisman trophy to a Jewish guy. (Rex Meredith, Chico, CA) If at first you don't succeed, take another stab at it! (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Please stop pissing on this grave (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) FOUND HIM! (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Property of the Brown and Goldman families (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX)

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