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NEWS: Amazon recently gained complete creative control over the James Bond/007 movie franchise. Here are the Top 11 Likely Scenes From Amazon's 007 Films | "The name is Bezos. Jeff Bezos." Every time Bond kills a bad guy, he drops the body on a porch and takes a pic with his phone. Set in 2015, Bond finds himself dispatched to Epstein Island to stop the mysterious Mr. Pedo. After Q shows off an array of new gadgets, Bond goes with the one labeled "Amazon Basics" with the highest customer reviews. Out as evil organization: SPECTRE. In as evil organization: TEMU. A device to disarm a nuclear bomb is stolen off of Bond's front doorstep by evil porch pirates. Bond grows more and more frustrated trying to flirt with Ms. Moneypenny's replacement, Alexa. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to forget to cancel your free trial." Donald Trump makes a cameo as a villain named Pussygrabber Galore. 007 now has license to kill brick & mortar businesses. In a world of shifting alliances and constant danger, James Bond must unravel a web of betrayal and conspiracy to thwart the Axis of Evil: Russia, China, North Korea, and the USA.

The Top 11 Likely Scenes From Amazon's 007 Films | Selected from 55 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. Writer credits: "The name is Bezos. Jeff Bezos." (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Every time Bond kills a bad guy, he drops the body on a porch and takes a pic with his phone. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Set in 2015, Bond finds himself dispatched to Epstein Island to stop the mysterious Mr. Pedo. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) After Q shows off an array of new gadgets, Bond goes with the one labeled "Amazon Basics" with the highest customer reviews. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) Out as evil organization: SPECTRE. In as evil organization: TEMU. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) A device to disarm a nuclear bomb is stolen off of Bond's front doorstep by evil porch pirates. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Bond grows more and more frustrated trying to flirt with Ms. Moneypenny's replacement, Alexa. (Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT) "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to forget to cancel your free trial." (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) Donald Trump makes a cameo as a villain named Pussygrabber Galore. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) 007 now has license to kill brick & mortar businesses. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) In a world of shifting alliances and constant danger, James Bond must unravel a web of betrayal and conspiracy to thwart the Axis of Evil: Russia, China, North Korea, and the USA. (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)

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