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The Top 20 Rejected Hallmark Movie Titles 20. The Hometown Heartthrob Who Didn't Turn Out to Be Gay 19. Preggo in Provo 18. The Saddest Little Proposal 17. Touched By an Angler 16. Two's Company, Three's a Ménage 15. The Christmas Courtship of Cthulhu 14. Lust Comes Loudly 13. The Patient Podiatrist 12. Alexis and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Wax Job 11. Proud Boy Meets Girl 10. A Holiday Visit from Aunt Flo 9. Dad's Coming Out for Christmas! 8. WTF Has This Got to Do With Greeting Cards? 7. A Busted Bracket Bromance 6. I'll Be Home For Christmas... Because F#%k Vermont! 5. A Gay-4-Pay Holiday 4. Dying Alone Surrounded by Cats 3. No, We're Not Turning It Into a Bed and Breakfast 2. Hush Hush, Sweet Stormy 1. Karen Wants the Manager

The Top 20 Rejected Hallmark Movie Titles Today's list was selected from 126 submissions by 45 writers. 20. The Hometown Heartthrob Who Didn't Turn Out to Be Gay John C. Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 19. Preggo in Provo Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT 18. The Saddest Little Proposal Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY 17. Touched By an Angler Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY 16. Two's Company, Three's a Ménage Mark Weiss, Austin, TX 15. The Christmas Courtship of Cthulhu Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA 14. Lust Comes Loudly Doug Finney, Houston, TX 13. The Patient Podiatrist Matt Kall, Solon, OH 12. Alexis and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Wax Job Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN 11. Proud Boy Meets Girl Slick Sharkey, Clayton, GA 10. A Holiday Visit from Aunt Flo Brad Hamer, Austin, TX 9. Dad's Coming Out for Christmas! Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA 8. WTF Has This Got to Do With Greeting Cards? Lori Petterson, College Park, MD 7. A Busted Bracket Bromance Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA 6. I'll Be Home For Christmas... Because F#%k Vermont! Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL 5. A Gay-4-Pay Holiday Chuck Salerno, Chelmsford, MA 4. Dying Alone Surrounded by Cats Bill Muse, Seattle, WA 3. No, We're Not Turning It Into a Bed and Breakfast Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH 2. Hush Hush, Sweet Stormy Larry Hollister, Concord, CA 1. Karen Wants the Manager Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA

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Mar 22, 2023

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