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The Top 10 GOOD Things About Climate Change | I get to use my grill without propane! Creeper from nextdoor's toupee glue keeps melting in the January heat. Polar vortex means fewer hot flashes. Americans get to enjoy their new holiday beach resort in Greenland. At last we can stop all this movement and just sit still like lizards in the desert. More shots at that FEMA money! No more "ski trip with the girls" when she's actually with Brad from Accounting. Bye bye, Florida. Finally! An end to all those annoying insurance companies! Whoever's president will get to re-rename it the Gulf of Arkansas.

The Top 10 GOOD Things About Climate Change | Selected from 67 submissions sent in by 24 contributors. Writer credits: I get to use my grill without propane! (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Creeper from nextdoor's toupee glue keeps melting in the January heat. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Polar vortex means fewer hot flashes. (Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT) Americans get to enjoy their new holiday beach resort in Greenland. (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia) At last we can stop all this movement and just sit still like lizards in the desert. (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) More shots at that FEMA money! (Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT) No more "ski trip with the girls" when she's actually with Brad from Accounting. (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) Bye bye, Florida. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL | Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA) Finally! An end to all those annoying insurance companies! (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Whoever's president will get to re-rename it the Gulf of Arkansas. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL)

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GOOD Things About Climate Change

Chris White

Mar 18, 2026

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