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The Top 10 Signs a Social Media Platform Is in Trouble 10. All posts first get translated to Chinese then back to their original language. 9. The only movement it has inspired is #NotMeEither. 8. After buying it for $44B and firing half the employees, you have to get your own goddamn espresso. 7. George Santos denies rumors that he was the founder. 6. Analysts report that the recent growth in the antisemitism market is unsustainable. 5. Everyone you retweet receives a small electric shock. 4. "Greetings and welcomenesses! I am host moderator NotIsBot. Please to enjoy lively debatings for political issuance!" 3. It has AARP's highest recommendation. 2. Today's "Top Post" is that one from your mom that says "Remember to pick up lima beans." 1. It has strong privacy controls, few ads, doesn't sell users' personal data, and allows only well-reasoned discussion and the occasional good-natured dissent.

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