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The Top 10 Good Reasons to Annex Canada | On average, Americans will now be 10% more pleasant. Good practice before we annex someone else. Looking at YOU, Mexico! Finally settle that whole Niagara Falls debate. Can't pass up a chance to change the name of British Columbia to American Columbia. The FBI can learn a thing or two from Dudley Do-Right. Finally we can raid the strategic national stockpile of poutine those bastards have been hoarding. Enormous untapped market for handgun sales. American law enforcement desperately requires access to Tim Horton's Canadian Maple Donuts. Can't boycott America if you ARE America. Checkmate! One more haymaker thrown at England when we kick the Royals off yet another country's currency.

The Top 10 Good Reasons to Annex Canada | Selected from 81 submissions sent in by 30 contributors. Writer credits: On average, Americans will now be 10% more pleasant. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Good practice before we annex someone else. Looking at YOU, Mexico! (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ | Chuck Salerno, Merrimack, NH) Finally settle that whole Niagara Falls debate. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Can't pass up a chance to change the name of British Columbia to American Columbia. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) The FBI can learn a thing or two from Dudley Do-Right. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Finally we can raid the strategic national stockpile of poutine those bastards have been hoarding. (Chuck Salerno, Merrimack, NH | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL | Kim Moser, New York, NY) Enormous untapped market for handgun sales. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) American law enforcement desperately requires access to Tim Horton's Canadian Maple Donuts. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) Can't boycott America if you ARE America. Checkmate! (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) One more haymaker thrown at England when we kick the Royals off yet another country's currency. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL)

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