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The Top 10 Surprises to Watch for in Super Bowl LIX | A Doritos ad that cost more than the first Star Wars movie. The new AI telecast apparently thinks it's the Philadelphia Beagles vs the Kansas City Chefs. Unexpected timeout to film yet another Patrick Mahomes commercial for State Farm -- this one co-starring his buddies, the referees. After each touchdown, the Chiefs spike a ball full of cash into the head ref's trousers. Elon Musk buys both teams and fires the players and coaches. No game is actually played, but Cybertruck owners call it the greatest Super Bowl ever. Joe Biden shows up to toss out the ceremonial first pitch. At halftime, the stage collapses under Kendrick Lamar, and Drake is seen slinking off with a blow torch. "A.J. Brown has a clear path to the end zone. What's this? It's Taylor Swift with a metal folding chair!" President Trump blames a missed field goal on DEI. "Statue of Liberty" play replaced with the "Go Back Where You Came From" play.

The Top 10 Surprises to Watch for in Super Bowl LIX | Selected from 47 submissions sent in by 29 contributors. Writer credits: A Doritos ad that cost more than the first Star Wars movie. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) The new AI telecast apparently thinks it's the Philadelphia Beagles vs the Kansas City Chefs. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Unexpected timeout to film yet another Patrick Mahomes commercial for State Farm -- this one co-starring his buddies, the referees. (Kathleen Walder, Munroe Falls, OH) After each touchdown, the Chiefs spike a ball full of cash into the head ref's trousers. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Elon Musk buys both teams and fires the players and coaches. No game is actually played, but Cybertruck owners call it the greatest Super Bowl ever. (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV | Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Joe Biden shows up to toss out the ceremonial first pitch. (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA | Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) At halftime, the stage collapses under Kendrick Lamar, and Drake is seen slinking off with a blow torch. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) "A.J. Brown has a clear path to the end zone. What's this? It's Taylor Swift with a metal folding chair!" (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) President Trump blames a missed field goal on DEI. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA | Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) "Statue of Liberty" play replaced with the "Go Back Where You Came From" play. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX)

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