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Signs Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You | You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose. You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT." Has been sharpening its claws on your car's brake lines. He actually *does* have your tongue. Originally published on May 31, 1996. Selected from 91 submissions by 27 contributors. Writer credits: 5> Patrick Kachurek, Ann Arbor, MI 4> Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA 4> Galen Komatsu, Hawaii 3> Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA 2> Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA 1> Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN

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