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The Top 10 Signs You're Having Trouble Focusing | You finally turn your left blinker off as you drive into the Pacific Ocean. Burping the dog and walking the baby didn't work out for either of them. Your have no more hiking buddies due to your constant squirrel chasing. Your son is officially named "Healthy male." You get past the third word after "Camera" and "Man," but "Woman" drops you into your Epstein Island memories rabbit hole. "Yes ma'am. I will properly document all your cleavage... uh... concerns." You find yourself wishing TikTok videos weren't so long. Either your wife used to be Charlie Brown's teacher, or your brain is playing non-stop ska. They keep asking you about the Epstein Files even though you've already told them multiple times that the stock market is doing great! It turns out the dual-factor authentication number you entered was also the launch code.

The Top 10 Signs You're Having Trouble Focusing | Selected from 83 submissions sent in by 30 contributors. Writer credits: You finally turn your left blinker off as you drive into the Pacific Ocean. (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) Burping the dog and walking the baby didn't work out for either of them. (David Spiro, New York, NY) Your have no more hiking buddies due to your constant squirrel chasing. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA | Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA | Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Your son is officially named "Healthy male." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) You get past the third word after "Camera" and "Man," but "Woman" drops you into your Epstein Island memories rabbit hole. (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) "Yes ma'am. I will properly document all your cleavage... uh... concerns." (Fred Tingler, Melissa, TX) You find yourself wishing TikTok videos weren't so long. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) Either your wife used to be Charlie Brown's teacher, or your brain is playing non-stop ska. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) They keep asking you about the Epstein Files even though you've already told them multiple times that the stock market is doing great! (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) It turns out the dual-factor authentication number you entered was also the launch code. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD)

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Signs You're Having Trouble Focusing

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Feb 18, 2026

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