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The Top 9 Signs Your Neighbors Are Spending Too Much on Holiday Decorations | Astronauts aboard the ISS mistake your neighborhood for Las Vegas. Their display shorted out the nearby AI data center. Playing Santa in their yard this year? Pedro Pascal. The house lifts off the ground, powered only by the spinning of the electric meter. They purchased a half-dozen camels to get that authentic manger smell. This year they actually mortgaged the kids. The five gold rings are made of pure gold, the four calling birds all have iPhone 17s, and perched in the pear tree are all the remaining members of the Partridge Family. Menorah made from re-purposed KISS flame-projectors. Their "Gingerbread Village" light-rail system just unionized.

The Top 9 Signs Your Neighbors Are Spending Too Much on Holiday Decorations | Selected from 61 submissions sent in by 21 contributors. Writer credits: Astronauts aboard the ISS mistake your neighborhood for Las Vegas. (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA) Their display shorted out the nearby AI data center. (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC) Playing Santa in their yard this year? Pedro Pascal. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ | Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) The house lifts off the ground, powered only by the spinning of the electric meter. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) They purchased a half-dozen camels to get that authentic manger smell. (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA | Chris White, Olympia, WA) This year they actually mortgaged the kids. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) The five gold rings are made of pure gold, the four calling birds all have iPhone 17s, and perched in the pear tree are all the remaining members of the Partridge Family. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) Menorah made from re-purposed KISS flame-projectors. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Their "Gingerbread Village" light-rail system just unionized. (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA)

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