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Pickup Lines for New Year's Eve 2023 | "What do you say to one last mistake before the resolutions kick in?" "If I told you I was going to vote third party, would you hold it against me?" "You know, 'Dune II' ain't the only thing with a big budget and delayed release." "Hey baby. There's a not-insignificant chance i'll be the next Speaker of the House." "I know it's not a leap year, but I'd still like to jump you." "Make any resolutions about getting more oral?" "The Colorado Supreme Court has declared you eligible for my next erection."

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Pickup Lines for New Year's Eve 2023 | Selected from 54 submissions sent in by 21 contributors. Credits: "What do you say to one last mistake before the resolutions kick in?" (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) "If I told you I was going to vote third party, would you hold it against me?" (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) "You know, 'Dune II' ain't the only thing with a big budget and delayed release." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "Hey baby. There's a not-insignificant chance i'll be the next Speaker of the House." (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) "I know it's not a leap year, but I'd still like to jump you." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "Make any resolutions about getting more oral?" (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "The Colorado Supreme Court has declared you eligible for my next erection." (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA)

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Dec 27, 2023

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