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Signs Santa's Phoning It In This Year | Takes the milk and cookies from one house and leaves them as presents in the next. "Thank you, Mr. Kringle, for the purchase of 2,611,830,237 $25 Amazon gift cards!" Forgot the red suit at the dry cleaners, delivers gifts in his Harry Potter pjs. He moons the NORAD trackers. Tells Mrs. Claus: "Let's split up the deliveries; I'll take all the Jewish families, you get everyone else." "You get a toy car! You get a toy car! You get a toy car! EVERYBODY gets a toy car!" You got the pony you asked for, but it was clearly dropped from a great height. Doesn't bother flushing when he uses your bathroom.

Signs Santa's Phoning It In This Year | Selected from 69 submissions sent in by 26 contributors. Credits: Takes the milk and cookies from one house and leaves them as presents in the next. (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) "Thank you, Mr. Kringle, for the purchase of 2,611,830,237 $25 Amazon gift cards!" (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) Forgot the red suit at the dry cleaners, delivers gifts in his Harry Potter pjs. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) He moons the NORAD trackers. (Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) Tells Mrs. Claus: "Let's split up the deliveries; I'll take all the Jewish families, you get everyone else." (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) "You get a toy car! You get a toy car! You get a toy car! EVERYBODY gets a toy car!" (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) You got the pony you asked for, but it was clearly dropped from a great height. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Doesn't bother flushing when he uses your bathroom. (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)

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Dec 20, 2023

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