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The Top 10 Diplomatic Ways to Say Thanks for Dumb Gifts | "It's the thought that counts. Or so they say." "Wow! I like how it perfectly expresses how cool you think it is!" "'Thank you' doesn't begin to convey what I'm feeling right now." "...and it was SOOOO thoughtful of you to include the receipt." "I know just where to stick this where the sunshine can't damage it." "This is perfect: I already have too much jewelry and useful stuff!" "It'll look great just below my mantelpiece!" "Bless your heart, I will treasure this for as long as I have it." "I appreciate your support of suffering local businesses that make things almost no one wants." "I'm going to adopt children just so I can use it."

The Top 10 Diplomatic Ways to Say Thanks for Dumb Gifts | Selected from 67 submissions sent in by 25 contributors. Writer credits: "It's the thought that counts. Or so they say." (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) "Wow! I like how it perfectly expresses how cool you think it is!" (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "'Thank you' doesn't begin to convey what I'm feeling right now." (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) "...and it was SOOOO thoughtful of you to include the receipt." (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) "I know just where to stick this where the sunshine can't damage it." (Chris White, Olympia, WA) "This is perfect: I already have too much jewelry and useful stuff!" (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "It'll look great just below my mantelpiece!" (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "Bless your heart, I will treasure this for as long as I have it." (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) "I appreciate your support of suffering local businesses that make things almost no one wants." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "I'm going to adopt children just so I can use it." (Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA)

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