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The Top 10 Midterm Election Surprises | Exit polls reveal 100% of voters feel remorse. "The election was rigged if MY candidate didn't win!" ruled by federal judge to be a flagrant misuse of the the Constitution's "Neener-Neener" clause. Confused Alaskans elect Iditarod sled dog named "Sully" to Senate. Newly elected Democrat senators-elect vow to impeach Fetterman on wardrobe charges. Guy Fieri officially elected as mayor of Flavortown. Trump and Vance blame entirety of Republican losses on that 4-day press secretary. I-622 passed, so Idahoans must use the gun they were assigned at birth. "STOP TEXTING ME!" wins three Senate seats as a write-in candidate. GOP bemoaning that Incels did not turn out in the expected numbers. Jesse Watters is about to call the Georgia Senate race, when suddenly, Rachel Maddow steps in with a steel folding chair.

The Top 10 Midterm Election Surprises | Selected from 66 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. Exit polls reveal 100% of voters feel remorse. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) "The election was rigged if MY candidate didn't win!" ruled by federal judge to be a flagrant misuse of the the Constitution's "Neener-Neener" clause. (LD Petterson, College Park, MD) Confused Alaskans elect Iditarod sled dog named "Sully" to Senate. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) Newly elected Democrat senators-elect vow to impeach Fetterman on wardrobe charges. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Guy Fieri officially elected as mayor of Flavortown. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Trump and Vance blame entirety of Republican losses on that 4-day press secretary. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) I-622 passed, so Idahoans must use the gun they were assigned at birth. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "STOP TEXTING ME!" wins three Senate seats as a write-in candidate. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) GOP bemoaning that Incels did not turn out in the expected numbers. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Jesse Watters is about to call the Georgia Senate race, when suddenly, Rachel Maddow steps in with a steel folding chair. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ)

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Midterm Election Surprises

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Nov 4, 2026

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