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The Top 16 Trump Cabinet Appointees | Martha Stewart: Secretary of the Interior Designer Boris Badenov: CIA Director Ken Jennings: Secretary of Trivial Matters Sam Bankman-Fried: Secretary of the Treasury Tony Hinchcliffe: Secretary of Offense Mike Lindell: Head Fluffer Ted Bundy: Secretary of Population Control Marjorie Taylor Green: Head of Space Force's Jewish Space Laser Division Macaulay Culkin: Head of Homeland Security Ronald McDonald: Head of President's Council on Fitness and Nutrition Charlie Brown's teacher: White House Press Secretary Octomom: Secretary of Labor Mike Pence: Special Ambassador to Shithole Countries Laura Loomer: Plastic Surgeon General Arnold Palmer: Head of the Longfellow Institute Donald Trump, Jr: Ambassador to Colombia

The Top 16 Trump Cabinet Appointees | Selected from 113 submissions sent in by 33 contributors. Credits: Martha Stewart: Secretary of the Interior Designer (Kathleen Walder, Munroe Falls, OH | Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) Boris Badenov: CIA Director (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA | David Kass, Brooklyn, NY) Ken Jennings: Secretary of Trivial Matters (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ) Sam Bankman-Fried: Secretary of the Treasury (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA | Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Tony Hinchcliffe: Secretary of Offense (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Mike Lindell: Head Fluffer (Kim Moser, New York, NY) Ted Bundy: Secretary of Population Control (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) Marjorie Taylor Green: Head of Space Force's Jewish Space Laser Division (Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA | Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Macaulay Culkin: Head of Homeland Security (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) Ronald McDonald: Head of President's Council on Fitness and Nutrition (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ | Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Charlie Brown's teacher: White House Press Secretary (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Octomom: Secretary of Labor (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA | Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Mike Pence: Special Ambassador to Shithole Countries (Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA | Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) Laura Loomer: Plastic Surgeon General (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Arnold Palmer: Head of the Longfellow Institute (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Donald Trump, Jr: Ambassador to Colombia (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL)

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Nov 15, 2024

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