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9 More Signs a City Is War-Ravaged | Local militia preparing for battle with a Pilates class. Former hillbilly JD Vance officially confers upon it "sub-shithole" status. Horrible, mind-numbing music coming loudly from every direction, yet no sign of Nickelback. Everywhere you look: street performers! The McDonald's drive-thru is taking longer than usual to tell you the McFlurry machine is broken. Reports of smoke turn out to be from an artisanal brisket truck. The flea market is selling embroidered doilies that say FUCK ICE. Residents forced into underground bunkers, otherwise known as "basement S&M dungeons in converted craft breweries.” The woke left-wing media keeps telling you it's NOT war-ravaged.

9 More Signs a City Is War-Ravaged | Selected from 49 submissions sent in by 20 contributors. Writer credits: Local militia preparing for battle with a Pilates class. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Former hillbilly JD Vance officially confers upon it "sub-shithole" status. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Horrible, mind-numbing music coming loudly from every direction, yet no sign of Nickelback. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Everywhere you look: street performers! (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) The McDonald's drive-thru is taking longer than usual to tell you the McFlurry machine is broken. (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) Reports of smoke turn out to be from an artisanal brisket truck. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) The flea market is selling embroidered doilies that say FUCK ICE. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Residents forced into underground bunkers, otherwise known as "basement S&M dungeons in converted craft breweries.” (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) The woke left-wing media keeps telling you it's NOT war-ravaged. (Doug Finney, Houston, TX)

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