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The Top 10 Signs Your Campaign Donation Is Going to Waste | You aren't seeing any new ads, but the campaign bus has an impressive Lububu collection. Your candidate assures voters that is "not pictured" running mate is an actual Nigerian prince. The guy's been handing out free pocket Qurans. They've stopped buying TV ads and started buying scratchers in swing states. Your candidate's actual name: Epstein Files. According to TMZ, your candidate just blew her entire campaign budget on a guitar strap once owned by Taylor Swift. Right, like Trump's gonna allow an election. As soon as you hit "submit", the prompt says, "Thank you! Only $945,975 till your pardon is granted!" That replica of Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" on her wall? NOT a replica. "We are sorry, but the DSA cannot accept your filthy capitalist money."

The Top 10 Signs Your Campaign Donation Is Going to Waste | Selected from 64 submissions sent in by 22 contributors. Writer credits: You aren't seeing any new ads, but the campaign bus has an impressive Lububu collection. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Your candidate assures voters that is "not pictured" running mate is an actual Nigerian prince. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) The guy's been handing out free pocket Qurans. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) They've stopped buying TV ads and started buying scratchers in swing states. (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) Your candidate's actual name: Epstein Files. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) According to TMZ, your candidate just blew her entire campaign budget on a guitar strap once owned by Taylor Swift. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Right, like Trump's gonna allow an election. (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY) As soon as you hit "submit", the prompt says, "Thank you! Only $945,975 till your pardon is granted!" (Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA | Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC) That replica of Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" on her wall? NOT a replica. (Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ) "We are sorry, but the DSA cannot accept your filthy capitalist money." (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC)

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Signs Your Campaign Donation Is Going to Waste

Chris White

Oct 7, 2026

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