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The Top 15 Least Popular Candies This Halloween | Feces Pieces Molly Rancher Hot Macaulays Milf Duds Candy Crone Gummy Hairs Buttfinger Baby Roofie Jizzlers Sugar StepDaddies Mallomar-a-lagos Federal Workers' Payday Raisond'etres Elon Musketeers Almost Joy

The Top 15 Least Popular Candies This Halloween | Selected from 87 submissions sent in by 30 contributors. Writer credits: Feces Pieces (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA | Larry Hollister, Concord, CA | Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL | Chuck Salerno, Merrimack, NH | Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Molly Rancher (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Hot Macaulays (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) Milf Duds (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Candy Crone (Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI) Gummy Hairs (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA) Buttfinger (David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA | Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL) Baby Roofie (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA | Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA) Jizzlers (Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY) Sugar StepDaddies (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Mallomar-a-lagos (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Federal Workers' Payday (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA) Raisond'etres (Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA) Elon Musketeers (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA | Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Almost Joy (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA)

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