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The Top 10 Things Overheard During Donald Trump's McDonald's Photo Op | "And if I am elected, the evil Hamburglar will be deported back home to Venezuela. For too long, Kamala Harris and corrupt Mayor McCheese have allowed these animals to come to our beautiful country." "No, you can't abort the order once it's been placed." "Only suckers and losers wash their hands after using the restroom." "Sorry, we're unable to serve any fountain drinks right now because SOMEBODY had to go and start a trade war with Coca-Cola." "Oh, I think we can skip the hairnet: there's enough Aqua Net on that thing to withstand a typhoon." "We will fix the shake machine, and Burger King will pay for it." "I don't have any Happy Meals, but I have the concept of a Happy Meal." "I asked for extra napkins and the guy just threw a bunch of classified documents into the bag." "Would you like lies with that?") "You need ketchup? McDonald's has the BEST ketchup, nobody makes better ketchup. You know the ketchup doesn't stick to paint? A Lot of people don't know that."

The Top 10 Things Overheard During Donald Trump's McDonald's Photo Op | Selected from 78 submissions sent in by 28 contributors. "And if I am elected, the evil Hamburglar will be deported back home to Venezuela. For too long, Kamala Harris and corrupt Mayor McCheese have allowed these animals to come to our beautiful country." (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) "No, you can't abort the order once it's been placed." (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) "Only suckers and losers wash their hands after using the restroom." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) "Sorry, we're unable to serve any fountain drinks right now because SOMEBODY had to go and start a trade war with Coca-Cola." (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) "Oh, I think we can skip the hairnet: there's enough Aqua Net on that thing to withstand a typhoon." (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) "We will fix the shake machine, and Burger King will pay for it." (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) "I don't have any Happy Meals, but I have the concept of a Happy Meal." (Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV) (Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT) (Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY) "I asked for extra napkins and the guy just threw a bunch of classified documents into the bag." (Greg Preece, Fort Erie, ON, Canada) "Would you like lies with that?") (Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY) (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) (David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO) (Kim Moser, New York, NY) "You need ketchup? McDonald's has the BEST ketchup, nobody makes better ketchup. You know the ketchup doesn't stick to paint? A Lot of people don't know that." (Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA)

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