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The Top 10 Signs Your Favorite Musical Artist Is Old | Takes them longer to shuffle onto the stage than to play their first set. High point of the show is when Pete Townsend smashes his walker. During the intermission there is a memorial service for the original members. Turns out granny panties are not sufficiently aerodynamic to make it to the stage. Concert is paused when the singer's mic gets stuck in his Poligrip. Merch booth has a nice selection of cardigans and sensible shoes. Their groupies are provided by Visiting Angels. Most songs performed in the original Latin. The Chili Peppers have started writing songs about Florida and Arizona. The lyric is now simply, "Hope I die."

The Top 10 Signs Your Favorite Musical Artist Is Old | Selected from 92 submissions sent in by 31 contributors. Credits: Takes them longer to shuffle onto the stage than to play their first set. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) High point of the show is when Pete Townsend smashes his walker. (Richard Skora, Columbus, OH) During the intermission there is a memorial service for the original members. (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Turns out granny panties are not sufficiently aerodynamic to make it to the stage. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Concert is paused when the singer's mic gets stuck in his Poligrip. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Merch booth has a nice selection of cardigans and sensible shoes. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) Their groupies are provided by Visiting Angels. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Most songs performed in the original Latin. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) The Chili Peppers have started writing songs about Florida and Arizona. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) The lyric is now simply, "Hope I die." (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY)

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Oct 16, 2024

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